so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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