Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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