Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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