i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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