Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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