It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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