shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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