I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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