It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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