Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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