I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
