We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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