So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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