Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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