How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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