Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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