If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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