I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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