$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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