I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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