you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Shame - the story of my life.
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