Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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