I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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