i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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