im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
