idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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