whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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