Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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