honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think I sprained my soul last night
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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