It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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