It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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