Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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