dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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