I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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