why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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