so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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