My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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