what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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