just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
