that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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