At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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