oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Randomize
