I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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