I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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