Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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