At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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