Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
