Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i dont even know how to be here
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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