after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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