i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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