I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
