too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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