i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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