I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
